Wow. This is rather priceless. Apparently Obama has ended a ban on federal funding for international groups that perform abortions. That isn't the if-I-didn't-laugh-I'd-cry part... we leave that to the Vatican, who responded:

"What is important is to know how to listen, without locking oneself into ideological visions with the arrogance of a person who, having the power, thinks they can decide on life and death."